Some mornings, the only thing more ambitious than reaching for your coffee is… not reaching for it. We've all had those days. You're wrapped in a blanket, your phone's just out of reach, and the idea of standing feels wildly unnecessary.
Good news: there's a holiday for that. National Lazy Day rolls around every August, and it's the perfect excuse to stop apologizing for your love of lounging. Better news? The right mattress can support your commitment to comfort.
Not sure what kind of bed fits your low-effort lifestyle? Our experts at Hamlin & Kersey are here to help you find a mattress that works hard—so you don't have to.
What Makes a Bed "Sloth-Approved"?
A truly lazy-day mattress isn't just soft. It's smart. It understands that movement is optional, effort should be minimal, and comfort is non-negotiable.
What sets these mattresses apart isn't just feel—it's function. A "sloth-approved" mattress should actively support a low-effort lifestyle with features that make staying in bed the easiest decision of your day. There are certain qualities to keep an eye out for when shopping for a stay-put kind of sleep setup:
- Responsive Comfort: Soft doesn't mean saggy. A sloth-worthy mattress should contour and support without requiring frequent readjustments.
- Temperature Regulation: It's not cut out for all-day lounging if it overheats easily. Look for materials that breathe, wick, or cool.
- Adjustability Compatibility: If your bed can elevate your head or legs while you relax, that's not laziness—it's just smart living.
- Low-Maintenance Design: Bonus points for materials that resist impressions, minimize motion transfer, and don't make you fight with your sheets.
These beds are made for comfort-first living. Whether you're binge-watching, power-napping, or just avoiding laundry, your mattress should be a willing accomplice.
And yes, we're rating these sloth-worthy features using our official Lazy Rating Scale: 1 to 5 Zzz's. (Spoiler: nothing scores lower than a 4 because we have standards—even if we're lying down to enforce them.)
The Ultra-Plush Pick: Cloud-Like Comfort
If your ideal bed feels like falling into a pile of marshmallows while being gently hugged by a supportive cloud, then ultra-plush is your love language. These are the mattresses that make your couch jealous. They're dreamy, decadent, and designed for maximum horizontal commitment.
- Multiple Comfort Layers: Foam or fiber layers stacked to create a cradling sensation
- Pillow or Euro-Top Construction: Adds that extra surface softness without sacrificing support.
- Pressure-Relieving Support Cores: Helps align your spine even as you sink into the surface.
Best For: Side sleepers, lighter bodies, and anyone who believes in the power of a good, long nap.
Lazy Rating: 5 Zzz's — Soft, supportive, and dangerously good at convincing you that your to-do list can wait.
The Cooling Champion: Stay Cool, Stay Still
Here's the problem with being deeply committed to staying in bed: body heat. It's the betrayal no one talks about. You're wrapped in cozy blankets, settled into a perfectly lazy position, and suddenly—bam—you're sweating like you just ran a marathon in your dreams. Cooling mattresses exist to fix that.
- Gel-Infused or Open-Cell Foam: Promotes airflow and draws excess heat away
- Moisture-Wicking Covers: Keeps the surface dry and breathable
- Zoned or Channel Ventilation: Encourages better air movement throughout the mattress
Best For: Hot sleepers, warm climates, and anyone planning to stay horizontal long enough to break a sweat.
Lazy Rating: 4.5 Zzz's — Cool, calm, and collected; no effort required.
The Adjustable All-Star: Sit Up Without Sitting Up
Let's be honest: even lying down can feel like too much work sometimes. Propping yourself up with seven pillows to text, snack, or binge-watch? A hassle. Shifting positions just to stop your arm from falling asleep? Exhausting. Enter: the adjustable bed setup. These mattresses are built to move with you—so you don't have to. Paired with an adjustable base (aka the remote-controlled MVP of laziness), this combo takes lounging to elite levels!
- Flexible Support Core: Allows the mattress to bend and move without losing shape
- Compatible Construction: Works with adjustable bases to support movement and positioning
- Even Weight Distribution: Helps relieve pressure whether you're lying flat or reclined
Best For: Multi-taskers, late-night readers, and anyone who values control over their comfort setup.
Lazy Rating: 6 Zzz's — When your bed adjusts to your comfort level while you stay still? That breaks our scale. Peak luxury.
Honorary Mentions: Lazy-Adjacent Features That Go the Extra Mile
Not every comfort feature fits into the big categories—but that doesn't mean they don't deserve recognition. These extras aren't essential for a great mattress, but they can absolutely elevate your lazy-day experience.
Think of them as thoughtful details that make a good bed even better.
- Massage Settings: Some adjustable bases offer built-in massage modes to help relax your back or legs while you wind down (or pretend to be productive).
- USB Charging Ports: Keep your devices within reach and fully charged—no more crawling across the room for a dying phone.
- Under-Bed Lighting: A gentle glow for late-night snack runs or quiet mornings. No stumbles, no overhead lights.
- Silent Alarms: Gentle vibrations can wake you up without waking anyone else or jolting you out of a peaceful rest.
Best For: Convenience lovers, tech-savvy loungers, and anyone who enjoys a little luxury with their rest.
Lazy Rating: 4 Zzz's — They're not mandatory, but once you have them, you won't want to go back.
Comfort Worth Staying In For
Rest is important—but let's be honest, it's also really nice. Whether you're relaxing for recovery or just enjoying a quiet day in, having the right mattress makes all the difference.
If you're ready to level up your lounging, our team at Hamlin & Kersey is here to answer your questions and help you find the perfect fit. From ultra-plush comfort to adjustable support, we'll guide you to a bed that's built for serious downtime.